Taxes Quotes

They can't collect legal taxes from illegal money.

On the whole, I prefer not to be lectured on patriotism by those who keep offshore maildrops in order to avoid paying their taxes.

It cannot be good to tax the Americans... You will lose more than you gain.

I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.

Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund.

Higher taxes never reduce the deficit. Governments spend whatever they take in and then whatever they can get away with.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag

The Eva Longoria who worked at Wendy's flipping burgers - she needed a tax break.

Advertising is the tax you pay for being unremarkable.

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.

Politics is very much like taxes - everybody is against them, or everybody is for them as long as they don't apply to him

As American taxpayers know too well, the tax code is incredibly complex and compliance is all to expensive.

Republicans will not be reduced to being the tax collectors for the Obama economy.

No nation in history has ever survived a tax burden that reached a third of its national income.

Tax and Tax, spend and spend, elect and elect.

It's really American to avoid paying taxes, legally.

Trickle-down did not work. It got us into the mess we were in, in 2008 and 2009. Slashing taxes on the wealthy hasn’t worked. And a lot of really smart, wealthy people know that. And they are saying, hey, we need to do more to make the contributions we should be making to rebuild the middle class.

"I pay my taxes," says somebody, as if that were an act of virtue instead of one of compulsion.

I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day.

A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

In other words, governments do not collect taxes to provide services, they provide services as an excuse to collect taxes.

The tax code is 10 times the size of the Bible with none of the good news.

Men at a distance, who have admired our systems of government unfounded in nature, are apt to accuse the rulers, and say that taxes have been assessed too high and collected too rigidly.