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Down And Quotes - Page 6

Books ought to have good endings.How would this do: and they all settled down and lived together happily ever after?

J.R.R. Tolkien (2012). “The Lord of the Rings: One Volume”, p.197, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

There are some places so beautiful they can make a grown man break down and weep.

Edward Abbey (1988). “One Life at a Time, Please”, p.148, Macmillan

An ample arse helps you to be weighed down and be grounded.

Interview with Maria Delgado, www.theguardian.com. August 4, 2006.

Look up and down and round about you.!

John Muir (2015). “JOHN MUIR Ultimate Collection: Travel Memoirs, Wilderness Essays, Environmental Studies & Letters (Illustrated): Picturesque California, The Treasures of the Yosemite, Our National Parks, Steep Trails, Travels in Alaska, A Thousand-mile Walk to the Gulf, Save the Redwoods, The Cruise of the Corwin and more”, p.460, e-artnow

Life is a free fall parachute jump. Pray all the way down and hope for a safe landing.

Mark Victor Hansen, Robert G. Allen (2005). “Cracking the Millionaire Code: Your Key to Enlightened Wealth”, Harmony

There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the situation. Ideally, you're pulling as much comedy out of the situation as you can.

"UPROXX Interview: John Mulaney On ‘Mulaney,’ Louis C.K.’s Advice, And ‘SNL’". Interview with Josh Kurp, uproxx.com. October 3, 2014.