Arses Quotes

It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic.

I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.

The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.

As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.

An ample arse helps you to be weighed down and be grounded.

It is quite an achievement. People of liberal sympathies, stupefied by relativism, have become the apologists for a creedal wave that is racist, misogynist, homophobic, imperialist, and genocidal. To put it another way, they are up the arse of those that want them dead.

Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!

If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain't going to come to you. And if it does come to you and you're not off your arse then you ain't going to keep it very long.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

A fart is just your arse applauding.

Dance music was on its arse before we came along.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.

Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arse

The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.

I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing.

The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist.

I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one.

Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse