Dump Quotes

I'm pretty sure Adele and James Blunt were dumped by the same man.

I either delegate something, I dump it, or I deal with it.

Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.

I could do terrible things to people who dump unwanted animals by the roadside.

I'm living in a very modest place. I have a room over-looking beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I thought it was better than paying Claridge's prices and overlooking the dump I'm living in.

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.

It's a good thing that dumplings are small because Lee Anne's goodies will make your willpower vanish as you reach for 'just one more'.

Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?

I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke.

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.

If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then you probably wouldn't understand.

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes.

In what twisted universe would a girl who's just been dumped still want to be friends with the boy who dumped her?

Everybody's in love when they're eighteen. And everybody gets dumped.

It's not health care reform to dump more money into Medicaid.

He kissed her and killed her then dumped her body in the river.

And why had Deb's last boyfriend dumped her? I dumped him. Maybe you didn't French-kiss him enough. I promise you that wasn't it. Tell me how many times a day you kissed, and I'll say if it was enough. Four hundred. Not enough.

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Leave it to a boy to make the Faerie Realms look like a dump.

Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.