You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.
Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.
I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.
Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ...There'll be an entrance here... a deranged lunatic here.