Fake People Quotes - Page 6

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

I hate victims who respect their executioners.

We have all had the experience of finding that our reactions and perhaps even our deeds have denied beliefs we thought were ours.

We should always be disposed to believe that that which appears white is really black, if the hierarchy of the Church so decides.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

You have to also provide a video for it, look a certain way and big hair... If you're a woman it's even more strange with fake fingernails and corsets and all this stuff that was big in the 80s.

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

I'm not a facelift person. I am what I am.

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.

Usually it is uses of words, not words in themselves, that are properly called vague.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.

Mostly, I think people are fake. Well, what do you expect? The fake world we live in conspires to make us all fakes.

Better is the enemy of good.

Eyes lie if you ever look into them for the character of the person.

A celebrated people lose dignity upon a closer view.

One weeps not save when one is afraid, and that is why kings are tyrants.

I'm foremost an actor. I feel embarrassed being compared to the guys who really work at it. I fake it, I make believe I know all about it, which is what you're supposed to do as an actor.

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.

Great cultural changes begin in affectation and end in routine.

Robert Frost had always said you mustn't think of the last line first, or it's only a fake poem, not a real one. I'm inclined to agree.

Eclecticism. Every truth is so true that any truth must be false.