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Plastic Quotes

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

"Happy 80th birthday Joan Rivers! Comedian's 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liner jokes" by Steve Anglesey, www.mirror.co.uk. June 08, 2013.

In a dung heap, even a plastic bead can gleam like a sapphire.

Stephen Fry (2014). “The Hippopotamus”, p.13, Soho Press

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Dolly Parton (2012). “Dream More Deluxe”, p.90, Penguin