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Fence Post Quotes

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

Bum Phillips
Football, Fence Post, Nfl

God ultimately raises up leaders for one primary reason: His glory. He shows His power in our weakness. He demonstrates His wisdom in our folly. We are all like a turtle on a fence post. If you walk by a fence post and see a turtle on top of it, then you know someone came by and put it there. In the same way, God gives leadership according to His good pleasure.

Matt Chandler
Turtles, Fence Post, Giving
Matt Chandler, Eric Geiger, Josh Patterson (2012). “Creature of the Word”, p.176, B&H Publishing Group

Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen to hung-loose Richard Pryor to whippy contortionist Jim Carrey, its comics and clowns have tended to be sliced thin and bendable.

James Wolcott
Fence Post, Envelopes, Skinny

A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.

Tom Waits
Sarcastic, Fence Post, Midget
Song: The Piano Has Been Drinking

He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce.

Fintan O'Toole
Fence Post, Insult, Week

It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the eye with a tree branch that I was crawling over, it was all about the shortcut. My whole life I took the shortcut, and I ended up lost.

Anthony Kiedis
Dog, Eye, Fence Post

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