Top 3 Flatulence Quotes

When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax.

Bovine, Flatulence, Taxes

Mark Steyn (2012). “After America: Get Ready for Armageddon”, p.115, Regnery Publishing

Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.

Dragons, Demon, Flatulence

Christopher Moore (2010). “Bite Me”, p.75, Hachette UK

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

Average, Each Day, Flatulence

"Jessica Simpson says fiance 'keeps knocking me up': Most TMI celeb pregnancy quote?", www.foxnews.com. January 16, 2013.

Flatulence Quotes