Frogs Quotes - Page 3

If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

If The Muppet Show had a basketball team, the score would always be Frog 99, Chaos 98.

Le biologiste passe, la grenouille reste. The biologist passes, the frog remains.

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.

Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

Style, is like a frog: you can dissect the thing, but it somehow dies in the process.

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

What is this frog and mouse battle among the mathematicians?

The other raised his club and attacked L, who inexpliciably fell over on his back like an overturned frog.

Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution?

Laws that only threaten, and are not kept, become like the log that was given to the frogs to be their king, which they feared at first, but soon scorned and trampled on.

And Poppy, remember that someday you will meet a frog who will turn into a handsome prince." "Good," Beatrix said. "Because all she's met so far are princes who turn into frogs." "Mr. Bayning is not a frog," Poppy protested. "You're right," Beatrix said. "That was very unfair to frogs, who are lovely creatures.

The biologist passes. The frog stays the same.

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

I am content to live it all again And yet again, if it be life to pitch Into the frog-spawn of a blind man's ditch.

Then why does Kenneth Anger wear a picture locket on a chain around his neck? On one side of the locket there is a picture of you; on the other there is an image of a frog with an inscription: "Bobby Beausoleil changed into a frog by Kenneth Anger." A voodoo amulet, so to say.

What do you call those things at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful gangsters?

It's unlikely that you were a frog in a past life.

Simon Gray, I decided when I first witnessed this frog into prince transformation, did not have a drinking problem. He had a drinking solution.

I don't know why I go to school unless for kicks, oh well might as well do dissect a frog.

The pike does not ask the frog's permission before dining.

Well,” said the frog, “what are you going to do about it?” “Marrying Therandil? I don’t know. I’ve tried talking to my parents, but they won’t listen, and neither will Therandil.” “I didn’t ask what you’d said about it,” the frog snapped. “I asked what you’re going to do. Nine times out of ten, talking is a way of avoiding doing things.

I was in the middle of a dream about garbage cans and frogs - don't ask, and I won't tell.

If you have live in the mud for a while, you must not resist being a frog for a while!