Top 13 Funny Bush Quotes

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.

Country, Majority, Funny Bush

The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.

Children, Levels, Funny Bush

President Bush's Speech to the Nation's Mayors at Winter Meeting at the Capital Hilton Hotel, Washington, D.C., georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. January 23, 2004.

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.

George W. Bush

Dumb, Promise, Funny Bush

"George W. Bushisms". Book by Jacob Weisberg, www.theguardian.com.

In my sentences I go where no man has gone before.

George W. Bush

Men, Gone, Funny Bush

George W. Bush's speech at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, www.c-span.org. March 29, 2001.

The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.

George W. Bush

War, Hussein, Funny Bush

"Jerry Springer, Ann Coulter Debate War With Iraq, Domestic Policy". "CNN Crossfire", www.cnn.com. January 31, 2003.

I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.

George W. Bush

Funny Bush, Bushism

"President Bush Announces Appointment of New Budget Director". www.washingtonpost.com. April 18, 2006.

Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech.

George W. Bush

Holiness, Speech, Funny Bush

"Countdown" with Keith Olbermann, www.nbcnews.com. April 17, 2008.

I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and "Hispanically".

George W. Bush

Silly, Funny Bush, Bushism

Remarks at the Radio-Television Correspondents Association 57th Annual Dinner in Washington Hilton Hotel, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. March 29, 2001.