I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
Besides good schools, a good airport, and the Cowboys, Dallas had golf courses, and golf was fast becoming an obsession with me.
Not only are three-putt greens probable, at times they are an achievment.
When five up express, as is polite, regret at laying a stymie, but rejoice in your heart.
The player may experiment about with his swing, his grip, his stance. It is only when he begins asking his caddie's advice that he is getting on dangerous ground.
The poetic temperament is the worst for golf. It dreams of brilliant drives, iron shots laid dead, and long putts holed, while in real golf success waits for him who takes care of the foozles and leaves the fine shots to take care of themselves.
The grounds on which golf is played are called links, being the barren sandy soil from which the sea has retired in recent geological times. In their natural state links are covered with long, rank bent grass and gorse. Links are too barren for cultivation: but sheep, rabbits, geese and professionals pick up a precarious livelihood on them.
"The caddie will only drink the more if overpaid," you say. Indeed! and to what good purpose do you apply the money you grudge to the poor? Is there something nobler in your gout and dyspepsia than in my caddie's red nose?
When a putter is waiting his turn to hole out a putt of one or two feet in length, on which the match hangs at the last hole, it is of vital importance that he think of nothing. At this supreme moment he ought to fill his mind with vacancy. He must not even allow himself the consolation of religion.
I'm not going to lie, I love TV. I watch a ton of it - golf, HGTV, football.
Actually, performing is a lot like golf. You are alone, so vulnerable.
People are more likely to help other people who look exactly like them. They will hang out at the bar and on the golf course with them.
The player had almost as much fun as the parent and coaches. This league is well worth the time the professionals put into it. I would encourage any professional to host a team.
Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can't explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It's a cruel sport in that way.
Instead of playing with army men or whatever, I played golf, like for hours every day.
Who listens to golfers? They're boring. If I want to wear camouflage on the golf course during a tournament, I will. And I have.
Kids below 10 or 12, I think they just need to learn by playing at golf. Later on, in high school, when they develop muscles and everything, that's when they need to see about getting lessons.
My manager always preaches golf comes first.
I want to keep playing good golf.
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.
If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.
Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.
