Golf Quotes - Page 86

For Donald Trump's business partners around the world, including the developers of this luxury golf course in Dubai, what some in the U.S. may see as a conflict of interest is, for them, money in the bank.

Believe it or not, I'm not really thinking about anything when I putt....It's hard to teach. I let my instincts take over. I like to see which way the break is going and use it. When I'm putting well, I feel like I can make everything.

I thought I would just become a pro at a golf course.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

They do a heck of a job with the PGA professionals around the country and taking care of the clubs and country clubs and everything else, but when it comes to understanding the guys out here on Tour and everything else, I don't think they get it because they're not out here on a regular basis.

Professional golfer... what a life.

Every day that goes by shortens our opportunity of booking it successfully. Whether it's members pulling their condos for personal use, whether it's a convention booking our conference center, whether it's golf packages being booked .. not hearing makes it that much harder to accommodate them.

Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.

When you did the job, you thought you were just trying to amuse your friends who are all on the job. I'm just trying to make the sound guy laugh, the script supervisor. A movie like Caddyshack, I can walk on a golf course and some guy will be screaming entire scenes at me and expecting me to do it word for word with him. It's like, 'Fella, I did that once. I improvised that scene. I don't remember how it goes'. But I'm charmed by it. I'm not like, 'Hey, knock it off'. It's kind of cool.

He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot."

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon.