Guy Quotes - Page 102

Marlon Brando said any guy can become an actor. It takes a real man to quit.

I just think about how many women in their workplaces have been working to get a promotion, and they look around, and then this guy comes.

I am a very lucky guy. I can testify before Congress. I can raise funds. I can raise awareness.

I've always been a movie guy, movies have been my thing. I love movies, all kinds of movies.

He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can come. Try to eat a balanced diet. Guys only want one thing.

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being the only guy in a movie who sees the ghost. The ghost talks to you and you talk to him. Then you turn to your friend and say, "Hey. Do you see that ghost? And he says, What ghost?"

Just look at who won the third debate between Bush and Gore. I knew Bush won, because people liked him more. People just didn't like Gore. But all the journalists thought Gore won big, he cleaned the guy's clock.

Right now, the old guys, the old farts, if you will, are still running the show, and the women haven't gotten their place yet at all.

I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.

It feels real good to look at some of the guys who have played before me, then come in and break a record. But records are made to be broken.

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.

If you sold a million records, the only way you could be disappointed is if the guy down the street sold seven million. But you've got to start dodging bullets once you've sold that many records, because everybody wants to kill you. We're not in that position. We can still be very successful and not have to worry about wearing bulletproof vests.

We make a living playing basketball. You don't have to be a tough guy or a hard-ass to play this sport. You can be tough but you don't have to have that bravado. Sometimes it's good. But I'm not going to be someone I'm not. It's just me being me.

I'm not a guy who likes cliches. I don't think that stereotypes and cliches are the end of the line, when it comes to a performance.

I've been texting for a year with a couple of guys without ever going on a date with them.

I was already devouring literature and I was the ripe old age of 15 when I decided to be an actor. I just thought plays were the most fantastic way of expressing life. I thought I'd discovered Shakespeare - 'hey, there's a new guy in town, don't know if anyone's read him.' I was just excited about the whole thing, from day one.

You fool around with different pitches playing catch, but it's not the same when you've got to face some guy with a bat in his hand.

To do a comedy team, it requires so much extracurricular stuff, so much compromise, so much intuitiveness to know what the other guy is doing. That's why it's so hard to do it.

How often does a guy who lives and breathes baseball meet a woman who loves the game and understands it as well as he?

Roger, Tranquility. We copy you on the ground. You've got a bunch of guys about to turn blue. We're breathing again. Thanks a lot.

All a guy needed was a chance. Somebody was alway controlling who got a chance and who didn't.

What a midwesterner he was, a thoroughly unhip guy with his heart in the usual place, on the sleeve, in plain sight.

I... had guys on the set who didn't like me... they weren't interested in the cold character.