Guy Quotes - Page 15

I'm just grateful to be on this planet. I have no enemies that I know of. I'm just the guy who makes happy.

Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy.

How many of you guys in your own experience with women have learned that no means yes, if you know how to spot it?

In real life there are no bad guys. Everybody just has their own perspective.

What's swinging in words? If a guy makes you pat your foot and if you feel it down your back, you don't have to ask anybody if that's good music or not. You can always feel it.

I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.

One of the toughest guys in the world is Randy Couture - he is the true epitome of what a tough guy is.

My Chemical Romance is done. But it can never die. It is alive in me, in the guys, and it is alive inside all of you. I always knew that, and I think you did too. Because it is not a band- it is an idea.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

I'm an athletic actor. I'm known for my action; I'm a guy who does my own stunts on screen.

You've got certain guys that just want to be famous and then you've got the real musicians that just love playing music.

Guys understand a waistline. They understand a silhouette.

If the Constitution says that the little guy should win, the little guy is going to win in court before me, ... But if the Constitution says that the big guy should win, well, then the big guy is going to win because my obligation is to the Constitution.

I'm the guy with the good attitude towards menstruation.

Hell was OK, until some wise guy went to heaven and came back

They looked at me like I was some kind of threat. [Mick] Jagger really tried to put me down, but there was no way some crude, lippy guy was going to do a number on me. I was always able to squelch him. I found out that, if you stand up to Mick, he crumbles.

You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

A guy will promise you the world and give you nothin', and that's the blues.

Everybody needs love. There are a lot of guys that you think are hard-core gangsters, but all these guys' weaknesses are women. Look at the movie Scarface. At the end of the day, all he wanted to do was to have kids with his woman.

Whether I'm a Super Bowl Champion or a regular guy stocking groceries at the Hy-Vee, sharing my faith and glorifying Jesus is the central focus of my time on this earth.

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

My last fight was more than 20 years ago. I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. If somebody's going to speak bad about me, I will walk away. But if a guy like Steven Seagal slaps me once, I will slap him twice as hard. Life is full of violence.

A guy that has more knowledge has the advantage.

Depression on my left, Loneliness on my right. They don't need to show me thier badges. I know these guys very well.