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Hair Quotes - Page 59

In Indiana, I wasn't anything special. But in New York, I've gone out with girls with purple hair who go out with me because I'm exotic!

In Indiana, I wasn't anything special. But in New York, I've gone out with girls with purple hair who go out with me because I'm exotic!

"Comic Gaffigan Gets A Hayseed's Welcome to New York". "Sun-Sentinel" Newspaper, December 27, 2000.

I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.

"Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Tease hair, not homos!

"Party Gurlz". The Forumist Interview, theforumist.com. October 13, 2014.

I am a plain practical man, not one of your theorists and splitters of hairs and choppers of logic.

"The Golden Bough: A Study in Comparative Religion". Book by James G. Frazer, 1890.