Hair Quotes - Page 58

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.

I dyed my hair pink when I was fifteen.

When I look at myself, I'd like not to have hair on the top of the ceiling.

I also said, men are like curling irons, they never get out of your hair. And they are like government bonds, they take so long to mature.

Wait!" What?" I lowered my cup hastily, wondering if maybe there was a stray hair, or worse, a newly boiled bug inside my cup. You got to smell it first. It's the proper way to cup coffee." Cup coffee?" Taste it." What? Are you the coffee police or something?

I think the more successful you are, the bigger your hair gets.

This letter really touched my heart. Sabrina says when she lost all her hair during chemo, she wore the cap I gave her.

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.

I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair

I like my hair long because I have really big ears.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

But that hair? That is comedy entrapment. People are not attacking your hair, they are defending themselves from something that appears like it's about to attack them.

I might have been through some changes, but changing the way I look wasn't one of the major ones. To be honest. I'm sick of the whole subject of my hair. I mean, are you just sitting there looking at my hair, or are you looking at me?

Vidal Sassoon was the most famous hairstylist in the history of the world.

Martin Jarvis was to have played the part originally but I think I had longer hair or something, I know not.

If Wellington epitomizes the English gentleman, Eisenhower epitomizes the natural American gentleman.

A vision of truth which does not call upon us to get out of our armchair - why, this is the desideratum of mankind.

On more than one occasion David, in his urge to explore the darker corners of the bookshelves, had found himself wearing strands of spider silk in his face and hair, causing the web's creator to scuttle into a corner and crouch balefully, lost in thoughts of arachnoid revenge.

The smallest hair throws its shadow. [Ger., Das kleinste Harr wirft seinen Schatten.]

Tis Lilith. Who? Adam's first wife is she. Beware the lure within her lovely tresses, The splendid sole adornment of her hair; When she succeeds therewith a youth to snare, Not soon again she frees him from her jesses.

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

For so long I hid behind the blonde hair and the blue eyes. Now I feel like I've done it, I've done what I set out to achieve, now I can just go back to being me.

I find it a great antidote lipstick and mirrors and hairspray.

To be with the others, you have to have your hair short and wear ties. So we're trying to make a third world happen, you know what I mean?