Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.
On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.
If you're in a position where you can help other people, there is nothing better in life than helping other people. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
