Hobbes Quotes

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.

Hobbes clearly proves, that every creature Lives in a state of war by nature.

The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

Scientific Progress goes boink?

It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!

You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.

Aristotle thought that humans are rational animals and Hobbes thought that we act on the basis of rational self-interest. If only! It's not that we never do these things, it's that they are hardly constituative of who and what we are.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.