Ifs Quotes - Page 202

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

How do you know what it's like to be stupid if you've never been smart?

I'd storm heaven for you, if I knew where it was.

Most people if I like their music, I can get good pictures.

If someone had told me, don't say anything about Lillian Hellman because she'll sue you, it wouldn't have stopped me. It might have spurred me on.

Music is a reflection of who you are, and if those things that you mentioned are what your music is all about, then I guess that's who you are.

If God is One, and if there can be no other God, there can be no idea of God.

If God's in me, he's a tumor.

It's always sad if anybody you know has a personal problem.

I don't care if I'm in too deep.

If stocks are optimistic, then so am I.

If you build a better mousetrap, Nature will build a better mouse.

Apologies mean nothing if you don't mean it.

If you're an artist, you've got to prove it.

We'd never get anything fixed to suit us if we waited for things to suit us before we started.

If you and I always agree, then one of us is redundant.

If I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?

If you're going to come at me, come at me respectfully, and I will respond respectfully.

If you do good because you expect to be rewarded, it is greed.

You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

If you want a friend, buy a dog.

If there is anything worth serving, it's this love. If there is anything worth being, it's this love. If there is anything worth talking about it's this love. If there is anything of real value it's this love.

If you stay up, you get the songs that everyone else misses because they're asleep.

If you're gonna get wasted, get wasted elegantly.