Jersey Quotes - Page 2

Quick, name some towns in New Jersey

Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer.

I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey.

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.

I took the LSAT the day 'Jersey Shore' premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school.

I live in New Jersey now, which always gets a bad rap here and there, but I must say, I enjoy living here too

I have some Russian friends. But probably only 10 percent. I don't hang out usually in the big Russian communities in Brooklyn and New Jersey.

If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it is here. It's the best kept secret.

I was born on May 17, 1979, in Newark, New Jersey.

Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.

I was born in Bayonne, New Jersey. I grew up in the projects. I never went anywhere. But I have lived a thousand lives and I’ve loved a thousand loves. I’ve walked on distant worlds and seen the end of time. Because I read.

I also love horseback riding in New Jersey.

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.

And then we moved to New Jersey and I went to the Art Students League.

These are days you'll remember. If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.

My early childhood was spent in Newark, New Jersey, but my family moved to Denver when I was 12.

If you look at old football pictures, the jerseys were hanging, the sleeves were dangling, but now everything is tucked and tailored.

If Tim Duncan had Knicks on his jersey, he'd be a god.

I’m a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down

If you're in the contracting business in this country, you're suspect. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey, you're indictable. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey and are Italian, you're convicted.

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he's pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.

It was a strike against me that I didn't wear baggy jeans and jerseys and that I never hustled, never sold drugs.

My folks are in Jersey. And I have a lot of friends and other family there. So, I try to visit as much as possible.

Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.