John Kerry Quotes

You've got people who didn't serve with John Kerry saying they did serve with John Kerry in the boat. With George Bush, we can't find anybody who did serve with him.

John Kerry's biography was central to his campaign.

Everybody who served in John Kerry's boat under his command save one has stood with him.

...one is reminded that [John Kerry, D-MA] really just a better-looking Ted Kennedy, a richer Michael Dukakis.

John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that's a bit juvenile.

George Bush says what John Kerry did was noble. Yet he sees him being savaged by his own supporters.

I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty.

John Kerry couldn't even order a Philly cheesesteak properly.

Secretary [John] Kerry has called Civil War [in Syria] an unbelievably small war that we're going to get involved with.

John Kerry's service did not end in Vietnam. It began there.

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

John Kerry, windsurfing dilettante

You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.

John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for.

I do think John Kerry has tried awfully hard to work with Russia and others to have a lasting, significant cease-fire.