Kids Quotes - Page 396

I feel like we're so limited by the context at which we look at life. The way we look at who we're supposed to be and how we're supposed to love... everything. I feel like that, in and of itself, is a project of a lifetime: the problem of how to break out of the limiting context that is imposed upon us by the educational system, by the church, by our parents... As a kid I rejected it without even thinking about it. Now that I'm a little older, I see how deeply destructive it really is.

I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it

Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.

I'm tired of leaving my wife at home with no nanny and no cook to take care of four kids by herself.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

I was not one of the popular kids, I was not great at sports, girls didn't pay attention to me.I was just pretty much an average kid, no stand-out abilities, nothing note-worthy.

The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem with that? There isn't any.

I love living in Michigan, which has been great for my kids and my family.

I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.

Everything’s a story, kid. Stories are what help us make sense of the world.

I went to Walter Reed hospital a couple of times to visit wounded soldiers, kids with no legs and one arm. You start to question some things.

It's a lot of money, but in reality what's important is the kids health. I suppose the day could come where we could walk away from it and figure out a new way for (that) funding.

You always hear people say that having kids changes everything, but you can't fully realize it until you have children yourself.

Unlike a lot of actors, my father encouraged all his kids to go into show business.

You know, it's kind of a shame in a way but the more seasoned directors a lot of times have more difficult getting a job than first time guys. New kid on the block kind of thing.

I used to read comics when I was a kid.

Yeah I loved, as a kid growing up, I loved science-fiction.

I remember when I was a kid, with the acting thing, I resented it because, you know, you don't want to do what your parents want you to do.

There's a bit of the kid in me.

Like most kids, you don't want to do what your folks want you to do. You've got your own thing.

I've worked with a lot of kids, and when you're working with kids they have certain hours that they have to work.

People trust that a guy who can bring up two kids on his own might be able to help them.