Laughing Quotes - Page 132

Education is implication. It is not the things you say which children respect; when you say things, they very commonly laugh and do the opposite. It is the things you assume which really sink into them. It is the things you forget even to teach that they learn.

I think our biggest goal is to laugh.

When I'm depressed and I feel low thinking that good movies are not made any more, then I put on his movies and I watch them. I laugh and I cry and I have great pleasure.

The heart / That laughs must ache.

Do you know, I think that of all your idiosyncrasies that choke you give, when you are determined not to laugh, is the one that most enchants me.

I commend you, however, for passing the time in as merry a manner as you possibly could; it is assuredly better to go laughing than crying thro' the rough journey of life.

They've seen me make decisions, they've seen me under trying times, they've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, they've seen me hug. And they know who I am, and I believe they're comfortable with the fact that they know I'm not going to shift principles or shift positions based upon polls and focus groups.

You can say you're a liberal and everybody laughs and it's a good time.

She just laughed in his face and told him she'd sooner crawl in a bed with his father's leeches before she'd crawl in one with him. She stopped laughing when he put his knife in her.

she would die as she had lived, with an axe in her hand and a laugh upon her lips.

A laughing fool ... seems born for nothing but to show his teeth.

When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it.

I tend to look at the world more from Voltaire's perspective. Incidentally, if you haven't read Candide lately, it's a fabulous book. It's riotously, laugh-out-loud funny in a way that no Shakespeare comedy will ever be.

We know the degree of refinement in people by the matter they laugh at and the ring of the laugh.

It is the heart that is not sure of its God that is afraid to laugh in His presence.

Least at thine own things laugh.

We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake.

Women laugh when they can, and weepe when they will.

Learn weeping, and thou shalt laugh gaining.

This is a business that I have always had the last laugh in.It has nothing to do with acting, it has to do with good karma.

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh. Really early. Because my mother and father are funny.

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

I always knew I could hold people's attention and make them laugh every 30 or 40 seconds, and I got approval and attention for that, so the behavior was reinforced. Later, that became an important skill on the street corner.

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.