Maximum Ride Quotes

you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly.

They call me, The Sharkalator

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Excuse me? I'm alive too.

Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!

Gazzy: "Just Ten?" Angel: "No." Gazzy: "Five?" Angel: "No.

Max-I'm not going to die today.

You stand out like a fart in a church.

He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide, he added, "You love me this much.

I offered to pee on him, but they said no

I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.

I feel like I'm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn't do, because I haven't eaten. I can't even drag myself out of my room. And while I'd be able to muster the strength to roundhouse Fang until he begged for MERCY, I'de be mush around an Eraser.

Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang

Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang

Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.

Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Have you been watching Oprah again?

Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series

It is my time. The time of maximum ride.