Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage.
You asked me who I thought I was before. I said maybe I was a fish because I love water and you said, you thought a mermaid, maybe. If you were a mermaid, you said, if you were a mermaid, I was the sea.
I started early, took my dog, And visited the sea; The mermaids in the basement Came out to look at me
Most people think of Ariel when they think of mermaids. What they don't know is that she's surrounded by really hot-tempered mermaids.
Disneyland's a mess. And it's not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono.
Maybe when I die and I'm thrown overboard, I'll turn into a mermaid.
