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Missing Quotes - Page 57

I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.

"Legendary Comic Phyllis Diller Dies at 95" by Duane Byrge, www.hollywoodreporter.com. August 20, 2012.

The greatest sin is to miss the point of human existence.

FaceBook post by Paulo Coelho from Feb 25, 2014

My friends call me Miss Worst Case Scenario.

"Crime does pay". Interview with Simon Hattenstone, www.theguardian.com. May 13, 2001.