Mistress Quotes - Page 5

When thieves come, I bark; when gallants, I am still - So perform both my master's and mistress's will.

Must be yearning deep in human heart to stop other people from doing as they please.

Jerome sighed and set down his fork. "Are you still doing that, Georgie? Don't I suffer enough without having to endure the humiliation of a succubus who moonlights as a Christmas elf?" "You always said I should quit the bookstore and find something else to do," I reminded him. "Yes, but that was because I thought you'd go on to do something respectable. Like become a stripper or the Mayor's mistress.

It is no wonder if Art frequently prefers Illusion to Truth: for Illusion is her servant, but Truth her mistress.

I remember saying to my husband, ''Why? Why have you got this lady around?'' And he said, ''Well, I refuse to be the Prince of Wales who never had a mistress.''

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.

Buy Old Masters. They fetch a much better price than old mistresses.

My mother was a good mistress to her servants, taking care of them in their sicknesses, not sparing any cost she was able to bestow for their recovery.

I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress.

Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife, very often heard indeed, but seldom minded.

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.

An angel! Nonsense! Everybody so describes his mistress; and yet I find it impossible to tell you how perfect she is, or why she is so perfect: suffice it to say she has captivated all my senses.

It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance.

When I was nearly twelve years old, my kind mistress sickened and died.

DURING the first years of my service in Dr. Flint's family, I was accustomed to share some indulgences with the children of my mistress

Considering how little the beginning or the ceasing to love is in our own power, it is foolish and unreasonable for the lover or his mistress to complain of one another's inconstancy.

Who are you?" he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.

Fortune, like a coy mistress, loves to yield her favors, though she makes us wrest them from her.

Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife.

England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.

Yes, yes, mistress, I shall go and accomplish your task. Only—I was not only sent to kill the Leucrotta. There is a maiden in a tower—" At this the Witch spat, again rolling her marvelous eyes. "Those revolting creatures are always getting themselves locked up. If only they would stay that way.

In every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the neck; then the breast and arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a basket, and regarding only what is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women to know an old from a young one.

In the dark, all cats are grey.

It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight.

Chaste to her husband, frank to all beside, A teeming mistress, but a barren bride.