Money Quotes - Page 29

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

Speculation is only a word covering the making of money out of the manipulation of prices, instead of supplying goods and services.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails.

Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.

Success is not the result of making money; earning money is the result of success — and success is in direct proportion to our service.

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

When the institutions of money rule the world, it is perhaps inevitable that the interests of money will take precedence over the interests of people. What we are experiencing might best be described as a case of money colonizing life. To accept this absurd distortion of human institutions and purpose should be considered nothing less than an act of collective, suicidal insanity.

A budget is telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went.

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?

If a person gets his attitude toward money straight, it will help straighten out almost every other area in his life.

Whether it's Google or Apple or free software, we've got some fantastic competitors and it keeps us on our toes.

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning.

I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years.

I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one will.

One of society's absurd delusions is that the spending of money can cure something.

Work to learn. Don't work for money.

Often, the more money you make the more money you spend; that's why more money doesn't make you rich - assets make you rich.

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

When the strong box contains no more both friends and flatterers shun the door.

The real key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them.

Did you work for the money to buy those earrings? Or did your Daddy buy those for you?

Everything takes more time than you thought, everything costs more money than you thought, and almost everything turns out not quite as cool as you expected.

If you believe in what you're doing, you're going to make money. When you question it, you won't.