The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.
I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.
When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!
All humor is rooted in pain.
I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.
What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.
If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.
You don't get to be old bein' no fool.
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
I see people as the nucleus of a great idea that hasn't come to be yet.
Rosa Parks showed us all that one little person can make a whole bunch of noise without so much as a whisper. She showed the world that the color of your skin shouldn't determine what part of the bus you sit in... as you ride through life.
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.
Everyone carries around his own monsters.
Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?
Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.
There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.
If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
