Nascar Quotes

There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher.

If you're in control, you're not going fast enough.

It is amazing how many drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.

Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.

If I have a love-hate relationship with Martinsville, then we're missing the love part of the equation.

Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail.

It's basically the same, just darker.

The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.

Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal

I wish they would pass a law where all Democrats and Republicans had to wear NASCAR racing suits, because if you look at the NASCAR drivers, it tells who their sponsors are. And if they do that, we could then become informed voters, because we would know who owns them.

You win some, lose some, and wreck some.

If you don't cheat, you look like an idiot; if you cheat and don't get caught, you look like a hero; if you cheat and get caught, you look like a dope. Put me where I belong.

The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses.

In NASCAR, you don't have to be as physically strong as in some other forms of racing. You've just got to be able to endure the heat and endurance of it.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

NASCAR logic isn't always logical.

Drive it like you stole it, homie.

Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second.

Nascar will certainly not be one of my challenges in the future.

NASCAR is a bunch of farmers driving around in circles.

NASCAR fans are very knowledgeable and very passionate.

Tomorrow President Obama will host NASCAR racing champion Kevin Harvick at the White House. They both said they look forward to spending an hour or two not having the slightest interest in what the other is saying.

Every NASCAR driver watches Formula One in the morning; they are well informed.

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.