I'm playing like Eric Dampier.
The NBA is fairy tale and real life mixed together.
You're messing up my highlights.
I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out.
Now, if you're an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: 'Half-man, half-amazing.'
Like I've always said, what's hot must go cold.
When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good. You can quote me on that.
I think the new ball is terrible. It's the worst decision some expert, whoever did it, made. It's terrible. It's like touching an exotic dancer and then going and touching a plastic blow-up doll. You know, it feels different.
I look forward to making Miami a media mecca.
It gets bigger every time you go over. In China, there was Yao Ming stuff everywhere. I'm just fortunate to have a good-looking face to where they recognize me.
Flash, take the game off. I'll go out and do the work.
I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.
Tell them it was a foul.
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter I'm going to come out and do what I do.
They are that same group, but I've got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I've got my own rivalristic problems in the Eastern Conference.
There will be a report coming out, and my name will be on it.
Get away from my house. What do you want?
I came here with the perfect chemist's perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
They asked me when I was out there, 'Why do you want to be traded?' I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That's backwards, man.
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bet you can't type that.
If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen.
It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I'm on my way out... I am here to serve your every need, King James.
I'll save that for Mrs. Battier.