You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this.
That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please. You're not going to get me with that question today, buddy...I'm a veteran at this, buddy. Can't get that with me, buddy. Not today.
I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.
We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach.
I have orders not to come back until I'm a thousand percent.
They say old people always come to Arizona, you know, to get recharged.
Everything is done out of respect, whether it's a cheer or a boo.
I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens.
I'm not going to go home and drink rat urine.
I'm pretty much able to play any style. I'm not here to demand 40 or 50 shots. But I would like 30.
We have strict orders: If we talk about it we get fined $50,000.
It's over now. He said what he had to say, I said what I had to say. Don't play with me. Seriously, don't play with me.
No one was there. Some teammates, huh? I guess they didn't want to get their lip busted like the gentleman I busted. Sorry for that sir.
It feels good. It's not bad for somebody who can't shoot.
If he wants to get that next contract, he's going to have to go to the New York Athletic Club three times a day and just ride the bike.
I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.
It's hard being the NBA's sex symbol, but somebody has to do it.
It means I don't have to charter that big jet for the family.
Against Bradley, every time I'm trying to dunk, dunk, dunk.
I was kind of hoping it was Anna Kournikova.
About strip clubs and athletes. The best way I can explain why a lot of players end up there is because it's one of the safest places a high-profile person can spend time in a boring city.
I know that this is sport first and business second, and people have to do what's right for them.
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm going, then it won't be a vacation.'
Do we play Chicago again? I going to hit Othella Harrington right in the mouth. If he didn't have his clumsy ass on the floor, I wouldn't have fell. How he got on the ground, I don't know. He's clumsy. Quote me on that. I'm going to get him.
As a man, you got to know how to take it, so I just took it.
