Nuts Quotes - Page 4

When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.

The biggest nuts and guess what? He is I and I am him.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

Everything we do understand about the universe - the periodic table of elements, Einstein's laws, Newton's laws, all of chemistry, all of biology - that's 4 percent of the universe. We got to the moon on the 4 percent we do understand. We landed on Mars on the 4 percent we do understand. So the day we crack the nut of the rest of that 95 percent... Oh my gosh.

God gushed me out his nuts, the devil swallowed me up and I burnt a hole in his guts

Most of it was nuts, but I was determined to be a drummer as soon as I left school.

Inconsiderate, rude behavior drives me nuts. And I guess the inconsiderate rudeness of social ineptitude definitely fuels my work.

I began to get a feeling familiar to me from my bartending days of being the only sane man in a nuthouse. It doesn't make you feel superior but depressed and scared, because there is nobody you can contact.

What kind of crazy nut would spend two or three hours a day just running?

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

Even squirrels know enough to store nuts, so that they will have something to eat when food gets scarce. But the welfare state has spawned a whole class of people who spend everything they get when times are good, and look to others to provide for their food and other basic needs when times turn bad.

The squirrel hoards nuts and the bee gathers honey, without knowing what they do, and they are thus provided for without selfishness or disgrace.

Eventually you can get into the nuts and bolts of reality: nurturing, caring, and getting along.

I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.

What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded, badly dressed, fat, receding, lazy and smug they might be. Are you a feminist? Hahaha. Of course you are.

Now about those ghosts. I'm sure they're here and I'm not half so alarmed at meeting up with any of them as I am at having to meet the live nuts I have to see every day.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.

I eat nothing that's processed or refined - no high-fructose corn syrup, no sugar, no trans-fats. I eat a lot of fish and monounsaturated fats from olives, olive oil and nuts. A lot of organic, fresh fruits and vegetables. No bread. No gluten. No wheat. No rice.

What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What are we here for? We are here to go!

Peppers, garlic, hazelnuts and brazil nuts make my mouth, tongue and eyes swell and itch within minutes of eating them.

If someone says, hey, you know, this long weekend, let's go skydiving - I would say, no, are you nuts? I'd just as soon sit down and have a cup of tea.

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

I was prepared for the theatre, but not for the nuts and bolts.

I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

Love your enemies and drive them nuts.