One Line Quotes - Page 4

Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things.

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you.

Nice friendship is like the breathing air, you will never see it but you will always feel its presence.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.

People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners are later inventions - words that people wished they had spouted, but failed to manufacture at the truly opportune instant.

A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols.

It gave dirty politics a bad name.

The only way to have a best friend is to be one.

Friendship is blessed on trust, without it there is nothing.

The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul.

My best friend is the only person in the world who could stop me from crying.

Best friends are people you know you don't need to talk to every single day. You don't even need to talk to each other for weeks, but when you do, it's like you never stopped talking.

Best friends can turn a horrible day into one of the best days of your life.

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

A true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.

That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.

A friend is someone who reaches out for your hand.and touches your heart.

A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart