Clever Quotes
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde (2007). “Epigrams of Oscar Wilde”, p.153, Wordsworth Editions
Philip Kotler (2011). “Marketing Insights from A to Z: 80 Concepts Every Manager Needs to Know”, p.12, John Wiley & Sons
Lisa Kleypas (2010). “Tempt Me At Twilight: Number 3 in series”, p.180, Hachette UK
Edgar Allan Poe (1980). “The Unknown Poe: An Anthology of Fugitive Writings”, p.8, City Lights Books
Chinua Achebe (2009). “Things Fall Apart: Authoritative Text, Contexts and Criticism”, W W Norton & Company Incorporated
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
In Paul Dickson Official Rules (1978) p. 112
The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
Plain Tales from the Hills "Three and - An Extra" (1888)
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco
Albert Einstein (2015). “Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century”, p.24, St. Martin's Press