Paper Quotes - Page 22

The best answer to the problem of evil is not one so much found on paper but on wood.

If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.

I still read the British papers, but I’ve never been a Royalist, ever. It’s funny, there always seems to be much more of a fascination with the Royal Family over here then there does in England.

Information on the Internet must be as free as in the newspapers.

When I was a teacher, teachers would come into my classroom and admire my desk on which lay nothing whatever, whereas theirs were heaped with papers and books.

The world is full of dumb paperwork.

I have newspapers coming to me and saying, 'Can we get in on the TARP?'.

I beg you not to resort to demonstrations, for they have become nothing but burned paper.

Every paper published in a respectable journal should have a preface by the author stating why he is publishing the article, and what value he sees in it. I have no hope that this practice will ever be adopted.

Let me tell something, seeing your name and psychiatric ward on the same piece of paper isn't the best way to start your day.

A newspaper is the center of a community, it's one of the tent poles of the community, and that's not going to be replaced by Web sites and blogs.

See you in the funny papers," he said. Jaunty, he reminded himself; always jaunty. In my panache is their hope for salvation.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

It is grievous to read the papers in most respects, I agree. More and more I skim the headlines only, for one can be sure what is carried beneath them quite automatically, if one has long been a reader of the press journalism.

Maybe if I was British, a semi-final would be incredible. I'd be on the front page of the paper.

Sure, I've had some bad times, but everybody does. But people don't get to talk about them like I do, unless they do to a therapist. People don't get to put them in the paper like I do.

My theory was that a city without a newspaper is a city without a soul.

It taught that there are three versions of things: the one I see in my mind, and the one that carries onto the paper, and then what it ultimately becomes.

Anything beats an expensive stack of paper.

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, "Man Gets Married!"

I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.

The Local Paper here asked that me books be banned........THE HIGHEST PRAISE for an Irish writer.

It might otherwise appear paradoxical that money can be replaced by worthless paper; but that the slightest alloying of its metallic content depreciates it.

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.

You can't publish a paper on physics without the full experimental data and results; that should be the standard in journalism.