Pet Quotes - Page 5

The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.

The advanced societies of the future will not be governed by reason. They will be driven by irrationality, by competing systems of psychopathology.

Rats and roaches live by competition under the laws of supply and demand; it is the privilege of human beings to live under the laws of justice and mercy.

Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.

Stop being conned by the old mantra that says, 'Leaders are cool, managers are dweebs.' Instead, follow the Peters Principle: Leaders are cool. Managers are cool too!

When success and incompetence meet, disaster is not far away.

No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

Analysis gave me great freedom of emotions and fantastic confidence. I felt I had served my time as a puppet.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Everyone’s competing for a love they won't receive.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

In training, you listen to your body. In competition, you tell your body to shut up.

Learning about factory farms and their horrendous treatment of animals is what made me become vegetarian in the first place. I also support the education of the public on adopting pets from animal shelters or saving homeless animals off the street in lieu of buying them from pet shops.

I will be the last person to condemn ALF [the Animal Liberation Front].

My best year of track competition was the first year I ate a vegan diet.

If you can't be better than your competition, just dress better.

The rare individuals who unselfishly try to serve others have an enormous advantage-they have little competition.

The leftist is antagonistic to the concept of competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser.

There are only two sources of competitive advantage: the ability to learn more about our customers faster than the competition and the ability to turn that learning into action faster than the competition.

You left me. You made a pet out of me, and then you left me. If love were food, I would have starved on the bones you gave me.

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

No one in the world needs a mink coat but a mink.

Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?