Politics Quotes - Page 70

I've paid my dues. I've earned your votes. Send me.

We must give the American worker the first option of ownership.

George Bush has met more foreign heads of state than I have. But a substantial number of them were dead.

Our constituency aren't the type of people to be on the Internet.

Grinding the faces of the poor seems to be the policy of the Greens.

The general will is always right.

People who declare that they belong to no party certainly do not belong to ours.

I understand the chairman of the Senate Ethics comittee is going to examine the check-bouncing scandal with a microscope. ...makes sense... If you're going to look at ethics in Congress, a microscope is what you need.

In a Republican district I was a Republican. In a Democratic district I was a Democrat. And in a doubtful district, I was Doubtful. But I was always for Erie.

These tanks were like a good rent-a-car.

For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.

The thing we adore about these dog-whistle kerfuffles is that the people who react to the whistle always assume it's intended for somebody else. The whole point of the metaphor is that if you can hear the whistle, you're the dog.

From Day One the very existence of [Camp Bravo] has been a popcorn hull in the tender gums of the hard left.

Ah, if only the best place for storing embryonic stem cells was Yucca Flat.

All you need to know about Arafat was that he insisted on wearing a pistol when he addressed the UN General Assembly. And all you need to know about the UN, I suppose, is that they let him.

If the Irish programme did not insist on the Irish language I suppose I could call myself a nationalist. As it is, I am content torecognize myself an exile: and, prophetically, a repudiated one.

It's an article of faith in Tinseltown: when liberals get mired in scandal, it's because they are tragically flawed; when conservatives get in trouble, it's because they are evil.

Cuttin' taxes for strippers and thugs.

To be a statesman, you must first get elected.

Good policy makes good politics and what I've done has been good politics.

I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.

Politics is the enemy of the imagination.

You must understand printing lies about Republican candidates is OK. It's called vetting. Printing the truth about liberals - that's called "swift-boating."

The dismissive notion that conservatives leak to outlets on the right for ideological reasons ignores the fact that liberals often do the same thing with news organizations that are either left-of-center or likely to be sympathetic to the message being peddled.

I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for...