Pistols Quotes

I'm bad for your health, like puttin' a pistol up to your face and blastin' yourself.

When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my pistol.

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

I discovered the Clash, the Pistols, obviously the Ramones, Blondie.

If somebody says, "I love you," to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? "I love you, too."

Lose the chrome-plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock.

It is a strange trade that of advocacy. Your intellect, your highest heavenly gift is hung up in the shop window like a loaded pistol for sale.

American audiences are just the same as any other audiences. Except a bit more boring.

The simplest Surrealist act consists of dashing down into the street, pistol in hand, and firing blindly, as fast as you can pull the trigger, into the crowd.

Words are loaded pistols.

A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.

SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT

What do you do with all this bank, Josie? Be a lot easier if you just lifted your skirt.” “The only reason I’d lift my skirt is to pull out my pistol and plug you in the head.

You can't see a pistol bullet and you can't see a M14 bullet. One is traveling at 800 feet per second, the other is traveling at 4000, where you get to the point that you can't see it, that much faster than something you can't see is not physiologically interesting to you.

An English traveller relates how he lived upon intimate terms with a tiger; he had reared it and used to play with it, but always kept a loaded pistol on the table.

I never intended for the Sex Pistols to be immeasurably successful.

You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub.

A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.

If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.

We don't point a pistol at our own forehead. That is not the way to conduct negotiations.

The Pistols were like my work of art. They were my canvas.

I've always said, I thought the Sex Pistols was more Music Hall than anything else - because I think that really, more truths are said in humour than any other form.

I’m still secretly a bit of a punk. Love The Clash and a bit of the Pistols. I guess as I’ve got older I’ve chilled out a bit. But, my teenage angst is still stirring somewhere!

Whenever I go and see the Führer, I've got a loaded pistol in my pocket.

Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?