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Pregnancy Quotes - Page 13

I recommend hiding for a good year and having no pregnancy style. That's what I recommend. If you can do it, hide. Never leave the house.

"Kim Kardashian on North West's Princess Style, Wipe Warmers, and Why Pregnant Women Should Never Leave the House". Interview with Sally Holmes, www.elle.com. July 10, 2014.

Give into love or live in fear.

"Rent". Musical by Jonathan Larson, 1996.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!

"Jessica Simpson gives birth to baby girl Maxwell Drew" by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, www.today.com. May 01, 2012.

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

Jessica Simpson ‏@JessicaSimpson, twitter.com. November 4, 2011.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

"Jessica Simpson Talks Pregnancy, On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’". www.huffingtonpost.com. March 20, 2012.

I had a perfect pregnancy and a perfect delivery. I was very blessed.

"Jamie Lynn Spears Describes 'Perfect Delivery' And New Motherhood" by Gil Kaufman, www.mtv.com. July 9, 2008.

I didn't think it was possible at my age, honestly. They call it a geriatric pregnancy.

"Halle Berry Talks About Having 'Miracle Baby' Maceo at 47", toofab.com. May 20, 2014.

In general, higher rates of belief in and worship of a creator correlate with higher rates of homicide, juvenile and early adult mortality, STD infection rates, teen pregnancy, and abortion.

"Cross-National Correlations of Quantifiable Societal Health with Popular Religiosity and Secularism in the Prosperous Democracies". moses.creighton.edu. 2005.