Roommate Quotes

We're sisters, we're roommates, we're all that.

Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama.

I look at my roommates who are so proud of me that it makes me proud.

I’m not the easiest person to live with. I’m kind of a slob.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them while I'm on the road.

I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space!

I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.

Me and my roommate wrote and directed a little short comedy called 'The Elevator.

The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

Know you got a roommate, call me when it's no one there. Put the key under the mat and you know I'll be over there

My roommate at Yale University introduced me to the auteur theory of filmmaking. I soon became a big fan of the works of John Ford, Kenji Mizoguchi, Ernst Lubitsch, and Stan Brakhage. I then decided to make my own films!

she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I’d get to my roommate’s soul later.

I drove around in a Volkswagen Rabbit I shared with one of my roommates, and it didn't have a roof. It doesn't rain much in L.A., but when it did, it was utterly miserable.

I keep a pretty low profile. I live in Culver City with some roommates. I don't do the whole 'Hollywood' thing.

Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers." "You were looking through my trash?

And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.

My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling.

Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf.

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.