We did not pass the ball... we couldn't have found our front two with radar.
If you aren't the chairman of Manchester United, Real Madrid or AC Milan, I'll get back to you later.
We're in the top six, we've got five points and I've told the lads we need another 80 to win the League.
Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury
Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air
I don't think I'll ever feel as famous or as popular as I felt when I was a 17-year-old soccer player in Modle. Only about 20,000 people live there and 12,000 of them come to every game. Running onto the pitch each week was just the most fantastic feeling. Nothing can beat that.
Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got
Officials from the soccer organization FIFA, which decides which cities get to host the World Cup, are accused of accepting bribes when making their decision. Of course the toughest part for the soccer officials was taking bribes without using their hands.
Vladimir Putin bribed a soccer official with a Picasso painting so he would support Russia's bid to host the 2018 World Cup. Putin was like, 'It wasn't Picasso, just picture of what his face would look like if he said no.' (Nose over here, eye up here, ear in forehead.)
Facebook revealed that Ebola was the most popular Facebook topic in the U.S. this year, with the World Cup coming in sixth. So welcome to America, where even Ebola is more popular than soccer.
There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered
I think you and the referee were in a minority of one, Billy.
Whelan was in the position he was, exactly
They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability
We lose a lot of young athletes because tennis is such a difficult sport. It's not like kicking a soccer ball.
ESPN has announced that they are launching a 3-D sports network. Industry analysts say this will absolutely revolutionize the way Americans don't watch soccer.
Now, modern economies have a very effective mechanism for deciding if salaries are really too high: it's called the free market. That's how most people's salaries are set, after all, including those of major-league baseball players and European soccer players.
I think it is important for all those young out there - who someday hope to play real football, where you throw it and kick it and run with it and put it in your hands - [that] a distinction should be made that football is democratic capitalism, whereas soccer is a European socialist sport.
I had a very simple, unremarkable and happy life. And I grew up in a very small town. And so my life was made up of, you know, in the morning going to the river to fetch water - no tap water, and no electricity - and, you know, bathing in the river, and then going to school, and playing soccer afterwards.
Well Terry, can you tell us where you are in the league, how far are you ahead of the second team?
Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball
According to the nanny who sold her story, Victoria used to scream at her husband: I gave up my music for you. So, the next time you feel like slagging off David Beckham, just take a moment to ponder on how much we all owe the man.
I grew up on North American sports teams as well as English soccer clubs.
If they hadn't scored, we would've won.