I've never been one to run around in Speedos on the beach.
I don't get all this Speedo stuff actually, I mean, whatever happened to the feather boa?
I've been in a Speedo half my life. So I am really comfortable with my body.
I'm definitely not comfortable in a Speedo! That's as uncomfortable as it gets!
This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.