Stupidity Quotes - Page 23

Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?

Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it.

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

If you can only remain pure in your stupidity, someday you may get a phone call from hell.

Perhaps for that very reason, I adored her all the more, because of the eternal human stupidity of pursuing those who hurt us the most.

It seems that in the advanced stages of stupidity, a lack of ideas is compensated for by an excess of ideologies.

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge.

trouble is not a sign of inadequacy, stupidity or inferiority, but rather an inescapable part of life - proof that you are a card-carrying member of the human race.

Stupidity is not a crime.

Beware of seriousness: it is a form of stupidity

She avoids deep thought like an empty restaurant, not out of stupidity, but a canny resolve to be happy.

Don't be too hard on me. Everyone has to sacrifice at the altar of stupidity from time to time.

Stupidity isn't the only thing humans carry inside of them. I'll show you that we also have the power to purify.

It recognizes no morality but a sham morality meant for deceit, no honor even among thieves and of a thievish sort, no force but physical force, no intellectual power but cunning, no disgrace but failure, no crime but stupidity.

Bashfulness is more frequently connected with good sense than we find assurance; and impudence, on the other hand, is often the mere effect of downright stupidity.

And writers say, as the most forward bud Is eaten by the canker ere it blow, Even so by love the young and tender wit Is turn'd to folly, blasting in the bud, Losing his verdure even in the prime, And all the fair effects of future hopes.

To be in love- where scorn is bought with groans, Coy looks with heart-sore sighs, one fading moment's mirth With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights; If haply won, perhaps a hapless gain; If lost, why then a grievous labour won; However, but a folly bought with wit, Or else a wit by folly vanquished.

To our betters eve can reconcile ourselves, if you please--respecting them sincerely, laughing at their jokes, making allowance for their stupidities, meekly suffering their insolence; but we can't pardon our equals going beyond us.

Persons of slender intellectual stamina dread competition, as dwarfs are afraid of being run over in the street.

The common curse of mankind, folly, ignorance and stupidity.

As far as humanity is concerned the origin of stupidity is itself.

How can you fight stupidity effectively? The answer is simple: it's not easy.

In Italy, above all in view of the next general election, political parties, movements and new politicians continue to proliferate, naturally all inspired by the logic of the most severe, rigorous and atavistic stupidity.