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Suicide Quotes - Page 45

If you go to Heaven without being naturally qualified for it you will not enjoy yourself there.

George Bernard Shaw (2015). “George Bernard Shaw: The Collected Plays (Illustrated): 60 plays including Caesar and Cleopatra, Pygmalion, Saint Joan, The Apple Cart, Cymbeline, Androcles And The Lion, The Man Of Destiny, The Inca Of Perusalem and Macbeth Skit”, p.1150, e-artnow

No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.

Garrison Keillor (1990). “Lake Wobegon Days”, p.70, Penguin

I tried to commit suicide one day. It was a very Woody Allen-type suicide. I turned on the gas and left all the windows open.

"Elton John: The Rolling Stone Interview". Interview with Paul Gambaccini, www.rollingstone.com. August 16, 1973.