Swear Quotes - Page 2

I swear to God, I went in to buy bikinis, and the lady's like, 'You're not getting out of this store 'til you get down there and show me what you do for those abs and the arms.' She wouldn't sell me my bikinis! I had to get on the floor and do the stomach thing.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. There are worse things in life than being called a Lady.

I swear to god; happiness is the best makeup.

I swear I want to be a food model.

And I swear that I don't have a gun...no I don't have a gun

'Twas but my tongue, 'twas not my soul that swore.

I've got to learn French because I've been going there for years and still, the only words I know are the swear words.

I swear I will never henceforth have to do with the faith that tells the best! I will have to do only with that faith that leaves the best untold.

Guys act strange around me. I swear I don't know why!

I swear. Everyone here gets so worked up over the most minute details. ~Mayuri Kurotsuchi

Better to bear than to swear, and to die than to lie.

He shakes his head with a slow smile. You'd better be right. If the phone rings, I'm unpluggining it, I swear to God-“ You'd do that to your five-year-old sister?“ I gasp in mock outrage. For one whole night alone? Jesus, Maya, I'd sell her to the gypsies!

My life, I swear, is, like, 75% public. I have a very small percentage of my life that is private. But I do keep that private life private.

The people I know who swear the most tend to have the widest vocabularies.

The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.

Profane swearing never did any man any good. No man in the richer or wiser or happier for it.

Ritie, don't worry 'cause you ain't pretty. Plenty pretty women I seen digging ditches or worse. You smart. I swear to God, I rather you have a good mind than a cute behind.

...to swear with a ferocity that can only be described as a talent.

And swear No where Lives a woman true, and fair.

I want to play trailer trash; I swear to God.

Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will.

I'll leave the swearing to the Jane Fondas.

It feels kind of naughty when you're swearing on set and you know it's gonna make it in unbleeped on the show.

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.