Naughty Quotes

If you punish a child for being naughty, and reward him for being good, he will do right merely for the sake of the reward; and when he goes out into the world and finds that goodness is not always rewarded, nor wickedness always punished, he will grow into a man who only thinks about how he may get on in the world, and does right or wrong according as he finds advantage to himself.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

I don't watch penalties in my hotel room. I watch naughty videos

I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.

I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

It's weird, because usually if you're British and you go to America you play baddies; but I play naughty people here and goodies in America.

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.

The issue for my character, and the issue of the show is, how dirty do your feet have to get without suffocating yourself in the mud in order to get an inch of what you really want done?

Claudia... you've been a very very naughty little girl.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.

I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more-no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy.

The child who defines a lie as being a "naughty word" knows perfectly well that lying consists in not speaking the truth. He is not, therefore, mistaking one thing for another, he is simply identifying them one with another by what seems to us a quaint extension of the word "lie".

A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.

It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into its waters.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons on the Hill! Wallowing in blabber and spew, regiments of ex-lawyers and used-car salesmen attempt to distract us from the naughty little surprises served up by deregulated corporate America.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

All I'm trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me.

I might put a nicer pair of heels on and a cooler outfit, but I'm still that naughty girl who likes a slice of cheesecake on my day off.