Television Quotes - Page 20

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

But I never, never thought of the ministry nor did - of course, television when I was growing up, there was no television. So I didn't know anything about it.

I don't feel I fit in with morning television because I'm like a vampire and I like to stay up late.

Television will do anything for a rating... anything!

I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.

It doesn't matter how many televisions and computers and pieces of stereo equipment the Chinese send to us, even if they're sending them to us only in return for some funny, little, green pieces of paper. That is a balanced trade. They got what they wanted: the green pieces of paper. We got what we wanted: the plush toys, the computers, the stereo components.

Ed Simmons and I became stars in the emerging medium of television. We were new and fresh, just like TV at the time, so we automatically became 'THE' comedy writers for television.

Life goes on pretty much the same way. I've been working on a couple of films on the side. You may see some more. You may even see another television show.

After studying in Sheffield, I went down to London to do my post-graduate degree at the National Film and Television School, embarking on the movie that would eventually become 'A Grand Day Out.

I was raised by television. It was my first cultural window. It was a constant companion.

Party of Five" won a Golden Globe, it was a well-written television series.

Watching television requires no skills and develops no skills. That is why there is no such thing as remedial television-watching.

I have always been quite careful when I have been approached to do a television project to have the option of writing the accompanying book.

CBS's halftime show during the 2004 Super Bowl was a new low for television.

The mood state Americans are in, on average, when watching television is mildly depressed.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.

I began to realize something - to understand the future you have to understand physics. Physics of the last century gave us television, radio, microwaves, gave us the Internet, lasers, transistors, computers - all of that from physics.

Conspiracies are a perennial favorite for television producers because there is always a receptive audience.

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

Savvy observers occasionally note television's resemblance to the weather: Everybody loves to complain about it, but nobody can do anything to fix it.

I've never let producers tell me what to do. Even when I was making television, I always did what I wanted to do, and if I couldn't, I didn't do it. It was a freedom that, these days, young directors starting out don't have.

Television has dried up for my generation, so its plays and films.

The vast majority of Americans agree with us. We're doing everything that we can. We're advertising, right now we're on television with an advertisement running in the Washington area. We've got newspaper ads.

Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to television. He could sell you anything.