Theologian Quotes

If there is a God, it's going to be a whole lot bigger and a whole lot more incomprehensible than anything that any theologian of any religion has ever proposed.

Lovers are the ones who know most about God; the theologian must listen to them.

He who has God and everything else has no more than he who has God only.

Satan is an astute theologian.

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor.

A Theologian has nothing on a man who has experienced God

The English experience suggested that nobody really doubted the existence of God until theologians tried to prove it.

And when we take ourselves too seriously, we are grim about the brothers and sisters, especially the dissenting ones, and there will be no health in us and no healing humor.

The great truths of Christianity do not belong to the professional theologians alone, but to every person who calls upon the name of Christ.

Humor is the foundation of reconciliation.

A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation.

It is possible to live for the next life and still be merry in this.

Biologists can be just as sensitive to heresy as theologians.

I am not a theologian or a philosopher. I am a story teller.

The devil is a better theologian than any of us and is a devil still.

The devils more orthodox than some theologians I know.

The theologian who labours without joy is not a theologian at all.

A sour religion is the devil's religion.

The bigotry of theologians is a malady which seems almost incurable.

Modern theologians are like a pack of dogs who spend most of their time sniffing each other's behinds.

The God of the theologians is the creation of their empty heads.

Artists are the best theologians. They feel things that are true before theologians can jargonize them into obscurity.

Ultimate seriousness in not without a dose of humor.

Only man had dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

Whatever a theologian regards as true must be false: there you have almost a criterion of truth.